The Library Policeman

Oh, such a good one! Ghosts, alcoholism to try and bury the past, and a lost library book.
Shorten this story a little bit and it would be an amazing scary story to tell around the camp fire. But then, I wonder, how many kids have an experience of the library anymore? These days you can check out books on your kindle, no need to ever set foot in an actual library. I remember walking to the park down the street and going to the library. In the summer it was so cool and the smell of so many books was enveloping. I still LOVE to bury my nose in the binding of an older book. It is the smell of knowledge.

But then, there was the terror of returning a book late! Ick, if I was late with a book, it churned me stomach and made me feel guilty.

On the morning when this story started to happen, I was sitting at the breakfast table with my son Owen. Owen tore himself away from the sports section just long enough to ask me if I'd be going by the mall that day--there was a book he wanted me to pick up for a school report. I suggested that Owen try the local library. He muttered some reply. I only caught two words of it, but, given my interests, those two words were moe than enough to pique my interest. They were "library police."I put my half of the newspaper aside, used the MUTE button on the remote control, and asked Owen to kindly repeat himself.

He was reluctant to do so, but I pressed him. Finally he told me that he didn't like to use the library because he worried about the Library Police. He knew there were no Library Police, he hastened to add, but it was one of those stories that burrowed down into our subconscious and just sort of lurked there. He had heard it from his Aunt Stephanie when he was seven or eight and much more gullible, and it had been lurking ever since.

I, of course, was delighted, because I had been afraid of the Library Police myself as a kid--the faceless enforcers who would actually come to your house if you didn't bring your overdue books back. I found myself musing on the Library Police over the next three or four days, and as I mused, I began to glimpse the outlines of this story. I thought it would probably be a funny story. What I realized, however, was something I knew already: the fears of childhood have a hideous persistence.